How to beat someone up without getting caught?

Question

How to beat a guy you know up without having issues with the police.

Answer 1

There's nothing that can guarantee that they won't catch you, but do it in a remote area, make sure the guy doesn't see you, wear gloves to not leaf fingerprint on the victim, consider using sanitizer or stuff to minimize DNA residue.

Answer 2

To make it plausible pay *****s to do it for you. If you have beef with the guy, chances are you're going to get caught.

Comments

The police aren't stupid enough to mess with a hood gang.